生活中很多人说的都是阴阳怪气。今天给大家带来一组文案。如果遇到说阴阳怪气的人，就回到阴阳怪气的话。

一，你看这张小脸，一点猪的形状都没有。

look at your little face . it ' s so thin that it doesn ' t look like a pig

第二，如果你骂我，我就吃亏。你是小乌龟。

You scold me、I suffer和you are a little turtle

第三，人老了就算了，为什么苦精。

people are just old . why bother to become fine

4，你摇摇头，看看有没有海的声音。

you shake your head to see if there is a sound of the sea

第五，你是黄焖鸡，又黄又闷又垃圾。

You are a braised chicken、yellow、stuffy and rubbish

第六，我不是超配，你的卑贱不要发给我。

I ' m not a grass boat . don ' t send your bitch to me

7，把你当人的时候，你尽量装得像一点吧。

When taking you as a person，will you try to act like it

第八，如果我脸上的痘痘和你头上的头发一样少，我就满足了！

if I have as little acne on my face as the hair on your head，I' ll be satisfied！

9.作为孩子，我想用塑料鸭子打爆你的狗头。

As a child，I want to blow your dog ' s head with a plastic duckling

0，多晒太阳，没人骂你傻。

Go to the sun more，and no one will scold you as an idiot

11.有空一起去吃鱼吧。看你找茬，确实是高手。

let ' s go to eat fish when you ' re free . you ' re definitely an expert

12.你是什么牌子的塑料袋，可以这样装。

what brand of plastic bag do you have that can hold

13，嘘，别说了，你不说话的时候，我觉得你像人。

Shh，don't talk.when you don't talk，I still think you look like a person

十四，你就是井，横竖都是两个。

You are a well，two in every direction

15.你俩真般配，月子里的垃圾分类好像挺好的。

you two are a good match . it seems that yuelao ' s garbage class ification is in place

16，你得了精神病以后，整个人精神好多了！

Since you got psychosis，the whole person has been much more energetic！

17、我打了狂犬疫苗，你认为我会怕你吗？

I got a rabies vaccine . do you think I ' ll be afraid of you？

十八，你长得真好看，又高又傻，笑得阳光直射，逼我写这首隐藏的诗。

You're really good-looking，tall，giggling and sunny，forcing me to write this hidden poem。

19，如果不能说脏话的话，我也没什么话跟你说。

If I can't swear，I have nothing to say to you

二十，你的愚蠢为什么这么有创意。

Why is your stupidity so creative

二十一，家住在敦煌吗？这么多壁画。

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