1.生活很讨厌，还好我，依旧这么可爱！

Life Sucks, but I'm still so cute!

2.既然都要老，不如一起吧！

If we're GONNA be old, why don't we do it together!

3.幸福的道路虽然短，我们可以赖着不走啊！

Although the road of happiness is short, we can not walk!

4.懂礼貌的人都是天使，活该幸福一辈子！

Polite people are angels, deserve to be happy forever!

5.生活是自己的，尽情打扮，尽情可爱。

Life is your own. Dress up and be cute.

6.脚踏实地，但是，心要像风筝一样飞得高。

Down to Earth, however, the heart must fly high like a kite.

7.下辈子做你的一颗牙，我难受，你也会疼。

Next life to be a tooth of yours, I feel bad, you will also hurt.

8.我身边有趣的灵魂没几个，杠精一大堆。

I don't have a lot of interesting souls around me, a lot of good ones.

9.要美腿，还是要猪蹄，取决于自己这张嘴。

It's up to the mouth whether you want legs or trotters.

10.我这不是胖，因为只有庞大的身躯才能撑起我龌龊的灵魂。

I am not fat, because only a large body can support my filthy soul.

11.如果不出意外的话，白天的你会骂晚上矫情的自己恶心。

If nothing else, you'll be scolding yourself for being disgusting during the day and being pretentious at night.

12.这年头，如果没人哄你，请你认真地发脾气哦！

These days, if no one coax you, please seriously lose your temper oh!

13.我们都是得瑟的小孩，给点阳光就灿烂，好了伤疤就忘了疼，别说好听的话，我们很容易当真。

We are proud of the children, give a little sunshine will be brilliant, good scars will forget pain, do not say Nice words, we are easy to seriously.

14.今天我卜了一挂，除了我，别人都不适合你哦！

Today I read a hanging, in addition to me, other people are not suitable for you oh!

15.不忘初心，做一个有钱人，我的终极目标！

Do not forget the original intention, do a rich man, my ultimate goal!

16.最爱你的人是我，你怎么舍得我挨饿，抓紧请我吃饭吧！

The person that loves you most is me, how do you give up me to go hungry, hurry to invite me to eat!

17.希望每个人都能收获甜甜的爱情，而我选择暴富！

Hope that everyone can harvest sweet love, and I choose the rich!

18.小时候最讨厌的事情就是吃饭和睡觉，现在想想我咋能这么贱呢？

When I was a kid, I hated eating and sleeping, and now I think how could I be such a bitch?

19.要没点自我安慰的本事，还真活不到现在。

I wouldn't be alive if I didn't have something to say to myself.

20.请善待珍惜自己，因为零件不好配，贵！有钱不一定有货！

Please be kind to cherish yourself, because the parts do not match, expensive! You don't have to be rich to have the goods!

21.和喜欢的人互道晚安，这是一天里最后的甜。

Say Good night to someone you like. It's the last sweet of the day.

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