好朋友都脱了单。我比较厉害。我脱发。

Good friends are off the order、I am more severe和I lose my hair。

英语听力考试结束后，我明白了道理，有些话只讲给认识的人听。

After taking the English listening test, I realized a truth. Some words are only spoken to those who understand them.

脚好冷，想借哪吒的小风火轮踩几天。

My feet are so cold that I want to borrow the small wind and fire wheel to step on for a few days.

从来不相信一见钟情，只有在照镜子的时候会有些动摇。

I never believe in love at first sight, only when I look in the mirror, I will falter.

天冷了，只有外套，没有拥抱。

It was cold, only coats, no hugs.

通知：看我朋友圈的时候请带上游泳圈，以免坠入爱河。

Notice: Please take a swimming circle when you see my circle of friends, so as not to fall in love.

我的钱虽然不是大风刮来的，但像被大风刮走的。

My money didn't come from the wind,But it's like being blown away by the wind.

可以给我三块钱买包盐嘛，我觉得我们的关系淡了。

Can you give me three yuan to buy a bag of salt? I think our relationship is weak.

今天我吃醋溜鱼，但是鱼溜走了，所以我只能吃醋了。

Today I was jealous of the fish, but the fish slipped away, so I can only be jealous.

今天的风我永远记得，清清楚楚地说要冻死我。

I will always remember the wind today, and it is clear that it will freeze me to death.

钱那么靠谱的东西，都有假的，何况人说的话呢？

Money is so reliable that everything is fake, let alone what people say.

不发朋友圈了，思念的滋味你们慢慢体会。

Don't send friends circle of friends, and you will slowly experience the taste of missing.

我真的很奇怪，一样是网上冲浪，为什么你们可以网恋，而我只能发沙雕文案？

I'm really strange. It's also surfing the Internet. Why can you fall in love online, but I can only send sand sculptures?