第一，今天单身，明天再努力。

I'm single today，and I'll work hard tomorrow。

第二，激动的心情颤抖的手孤独的人扣99。

Excited heart trembling hands lonely people buckle 99.

三，其实我单身没什么秘诀，就是天赋异禀。

In fact, I have no secret to being single, just my talent.

四，你们是短暂的快乐 而我是永远的快乐。

You are short-lived happiness and I am always happy

五，单身很好，跟谁暧昧不必解释。

It's good to be single. You don't have to explain who you are ambiguous with

六，祝大家拥有爱情，我拥有金钱。

I wish you all love and I have money.

七，你的出现影响了小爷考清华。

Your appearance has affected Xiao Ye's examination of Tsinghua

八，物极必反，人美必单。

Things must be reversed, and people must be beautiful

九，速度决定声响 力度决定水声。

Speed determines sound intensity determines underwater sound

十，恋爱手牵手单身狗望狗。

Love, hand in hand, single dog, looking at dogs

十一，一个人可以享受吃双份的快乐快乐加倍。

A person can enjoy the double happiness and double happiness

十二，我的男朋友不小气，不张扬，不懒惰，不存在。

My boyfriend is not stingy, unassuming, lazy and nonexistent.

十三，我也牵过手左手牵右手。

I also held hands, left hand and right hand.

十四，七夕了还是单身 我寻思不能丢女生的脸吧于是我把资料换成了男的。

Tanabata is still single. I thought I couldn't lose the face of a girl, so I changed my information to a man

十五，很羡慕大家的爱情 虽然不是真的 但是搞得跟真的一样。

I envy everyone's love, although it is not true, but it is the same as true