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时间:2022-12-04 20:58:14 阅读: 评论: 作者:佚名

第一,别人都撞南墙了,我去修南墙一定会赚钱的。

others have hit the south wall . I must make a lot of money to repair the south wall

第二,喜欢我就告诉我,我又不是不负责。

If you like me, just tell me. I'm not irresponsible

三、我要露出点小马脚,好让你看出来我喜欢你。

I want to show my pony feet so that you can see that I like you

四、如果暴富像长胖一样容易就好了。

If only getting rich as easily as getting fat

五、你偶尔可恶,永远可爱。

You are hateful occasionally and lovely forever

吧唧一口,吃掉难过。

六、想从你那里偷一份可爱。

I want to steal a lovely from you

七、肉长出来还可以减,但那些零食过期就不能再吃了。

Meat can be reduced when it grows, but those snacks can't be eaten after they expire

八、一生败在太要脸,爱钱爱的不明显。

Life lost in too shameful, love money love is not obvious

九、近朱者赤,近我者甜。

He who is near is red, and he who is near is sweet

十、每天都看着不同口味的安眠药在讲台上走来走去。

Every day I watch sleeping pills of different flavors walk around the podium

你又不是小麻花,整天拧巴什么!

十一、分手就分手!你去蚂蚁庄园揍我的鸡干嘛!

Break up! Why are you going to ant manor to beat my chicken!

十二、汇报一下 今天我也喜欢你哦!

I like you today, too!

十三、我要露出点小马脚,好让你看出来我喜欢你。

I want to show my pony feet so that you can see that I like you

十四、既然都要变老,不如一起吧。

Since we're all getting old, why don't we go together

十五、可爱的人正在看这条可爱的句子。

The lovely person is looking at this lovely sentence

可可爱爱,没有脑袋

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