1。生活很讨厌，幸好我还是这么可爱！

Life Sucks，but I'm still so cute！

2.既然都要老了，不如一起做吧！

If we're gonna be old，why don't we do it together！

3.幸福的路很短，但我们可以不依靠就走！

although the road of happiness is short、we can not walk！

4.懂礼貌的人都是天使，要幸福地过一辈子！

Polite people are angels，deserve to be happy forever！

5.人生是自己的，尽情打扮，尽情可爱。

Life is your own。Dress up and be cute。

6。踏实，但心要像风筝一样飞得高。

Down to earth、however和the heart must fly high like a kite。

7.下辈子做你的牙齿吧，我很难受，你也会疼的。

Next life to be a tooth of yours、I feel bad和you will also hurt。

8.我身边没有很多有趣的灵魂，所以做了很多瓢。

I don ' t have a lot of interesting souls around me，a lot of good ones。

9.用美腿还是猪脚，用自己的这张嘴。

it ' s up to the mouth whether you want legs or trotters .

10。我不胖。因为只有庞大的身体才能支撑我肮脏的灵魂。

I am not fat，because only a large body can support my filthy soul .

11.如果没有意外的话，白天你会骂晚上做作的自己恶心。

If nothing else，you ' ll be scolding your self for being disgusting during the day and being pretentious at night。

12.今年，如果没有人哄你，请认真生气！

These days、if no one coax you、please seriously lose your temper oh！

13.我们都是得势的孩子。给点阳光就灿烂了。伤疤好就忘记痛苦。不要说好听的话。我们很容易认为是真的。

We are proud of the children、give a little sunshine will be brilliant、good scars will forget pain、do not say nice words和we are easy

14。今天我走了一趟，除了我，没有人适合你！

Today I read a hanging，in addition to me，other people are not suitable for you oh！

15.不忘初心，成为有钱人，我的最终目标！

do not forget the original intention，do a rich man，my ultimate goal！

16.最爱你的人是我，你怎么舍得我挨饿，赶紧请我吃饭！

The person that loves you most is me、how do you give up me to go hungry、hurry to invite me to eat！

17.希望大家都能得到甜蜜的爱，我选择了暴富！

hope that every one can harvest sweet love，and I choose the rich！

18。小时候最讨厌的事是吃饭和睡觉，现在我怎么能这么卑微？

When I was a kid、I hated eating and sleeping、and now I think how could I be such a bitch？

19.没有自我安慰的本领，还活不下去。

I wouldn ' t be alive if I didn ' t have something to say to myself。

20.零部件不太合适，而且很贵，所以请好好珍惜自己！有钱不一定有东西！

Please be kind to cherish yourself、because the parts do not match、expensive！you don ' t have to be rich to have the goods！

21.和喜欢的人晚安。这是一天最后的甜味。

say good night to some one you like . it ' s the last sweet of the day .

文/小宇喜欢读好书，喜欢搞笑

为了不后悔的青春，为了我爱的人，加油.