1、哪个女生没有脾气,你见过哪朵玫瑰不带刺。
Which girl has no temper, which rose you have seen without thorns.
2、我这辈子还没当过男人呢,所以你能叫我一声爸爸,让我感受一下吗?
I have never been a man in my life, so can you call me Dad and let me feel it?
3、仅凭别人的话来了解我,你的大脑是用来摆设的吗?
You know me only by what others say. Is your brain for decoration?
4、我不喜欢后来者居上,我栽的树必须我乘凉,不然我就把树砍了,谁也别想好过。
I don't like those who come after me. The trees I planted must let me enjoy the cool, or I will cut them down. No one can expect a good life.
5、我说我不想谈恋爱,你要明白意思就是看不上你。
I said I don't want to fall in love. You have to understand that I don't like you.
6、我的唾沫是用来数钱的,不是用来和你讲道理的。
My spit is used to count money, not to reason with you.
7、我能给你一片天地,也能给你狂风暴雨。
I can give you a piece of heaven and earth, also can give you the storm.
8、你还是别把我放心里了,我不喜欢人多的地方。
You'd better not put me in your heart. I don't like places with many people.
9、你三观不正是你的事,但你不正到我身上,就得我教你做事。
It's your business that your three views are not correct, but if you use them on me, I have to teach you how to do things.
10、别人都说谈恋爱会变笨,我这么笨,不谈恋爱可惜了。
Others say that love will become stupid, I am so stupid, it's a pity not to fall in love.
11、我知道我脾气不好,如果你不能忍就应该好好反省一下你自己,为什么别人可以。
I know I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you should reflect on yourself: why others can.
12、嘴巴那么毒,从小到大应该过得很苦吧!
Your mouth is so vicious, you should have had a hard time when you were a child!
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