1.请给我一杯珍珠奶茶。明天帅哥追我。

A cup of pearl milk tea。tomorrow，the handsome man will chase me。

2、日出江华虹胜利大火，杰克逊只爱我。

When the sun rises, the flowers of the river are more red than fire. Jackson Yee love me only.

3、想喝奶茶想吃肉，想不运动想变瘦。

Want to drink milk tea want to eat meat, want not to exercise want to become thin.

4、跟着大哥混，三天饿九顿。

I follow big brother. I was hungry nine times in three days.

5、保持可爱，不谈恋爱。

Keep lovely, don't fall in love.

6、人生无限好，只要不比较。

Life is infinitely good, as long as you don't compare with others.

7、只要对象换得快，没有悲伤只有爱。

As long as you change your boyfriend quickly, there is no sadness but love.

8、太阳不起我不起，我是真的了不起。

I can't afford the sun. I'm really great.

9、我拽归我拽，你拽就拜拜。

If I'm cool, I'm cool. If you're cool, please.

10、你不赞他不赞，我的自拍没人看。

You don't give the thumbs-up. He doesn't give the thumbs-up. No one is watching my selfie.

11、生活不易，憨憨叹气。

Life is not easy, sighing.

12、别人骂我我不气，气坏身体无人替。

I'm not angry when people scold me. It's not worth being angry.

13、你不睡，我不睡，你看我俩多般配。

You don't sleep, I don't sleep. You see how well we match.

14、白天有说有笑，晚上睡个好觉。

Talk and laugh during the day, and sleep well at night.

15、世界帅哥千千万，一个不行咱就换。

There are thousands of handsome men in the world. If one is not good, we will change it.

16、你的脖子真可爱，上面顶个猪脑袋。

Your neck is lovely. It has a pig's head on it.

17、月亮不睡我不睡，医院等我来交费。

If the moon doesn't sleep, I won't sleep. The hospital will wait for me to pay.

18、太阳不起我不起，我是人间小惊喜。

The sun doesn't come out, I don't get up, I'm a little surprise on earth.